Really? You couldnt find one piece of clothing that fit? Not even one?
Where in the world would you be hiding if you were wearing this camouflage?
Richard Simmons garden? That's the weirdest rash Ive ever seen
Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?
The worst shoplifter yet.
Please please let there be one there in his size.
Now this is one inventive one-piece. Luckily, they hang so low that a waist high garment is sufficient.
Has anyone else ever mistaken an aisle in Wal-mart for a freakin beach? I'm just saying.
That's the worst bank teller Ive ever seen.
Now this is truth in advertising! Its not only bad, its one of the worst I've ever seen.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, please pick up your hair!
What every other mullet in the world aspires to be
So is the first hog his wife? And his other hog is your wife? If you dont ride a Harley, what else could it mean?
See kids, this is what is known as an oxymoron. A statement that contradicts itself.
Wonder how difficult it is to pick out the driver of this vehicle inside a typical Wal-Mart?
Wow, when the Wal-Mart deli says their chicken is fresh, they really mean it.
Keep digging sweetheart, you're bound to find it in there somewhere.
If beer turns you into an *sshole, you were an *sshole to begin with. You'll just be a drunk *sshole now.
She must spend a lot of time at the gym. Shes ripped!