Trying to outsmart your father does not work

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired
of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring
your grades up from a C to a B average, study your bible a little, and get
your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd
settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought
your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible,
but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about
that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ... and there's
even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

You are going to love the Dad's reply:




To this his father replied,





'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'