Monday, October 25, 2010

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo as if it were yesterday.






They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash




Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker




Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
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The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?




Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?
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Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.?




Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver




The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom


Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---
Denture Queen
"You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

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